lulz-time:

I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww

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lulz-time:

I GOT SCARED FOR A SECOND, BUT THEN awwwww

Featured on a 1000Notes.com blog

work-it-out:

"can you turn the volume down?"

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"the music you like is weird"

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"your favorite band sucks"

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(via givemetheuchibooty)

konorai:

kurakos:

learning languages is fun until i gotta do it for a grade

Learning new things in general is fun until I have to do it for a grade

(via givemetheuchibooty)

teppelin:

i’m a person who often wants physical affection but is also very uncomfortable and particular about physical contact

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baklavagina:

i cant stop 

baklavagina:

i cant stop 

(via gaymommy)

lazylunatic:

novakian:

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

This entire post is golden

(via sincerely-the-girl-in-the-corner)

tipsy-arachnid:

I’m going to steal it and put it in my room next to that Indy cobra I don’t have

tipsy-arachnid:

I’m going to steal it and put it in my room next to that Indy cobra I don’t have

flansjohnburgh:

theantigovernor:

flansjohnburgh:

what does html stand for?

hypertext markup language

no i mean like, what does it believe in?

(via peachdango)

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 
like at all

strangelybeautifulworld:

nympherret:

like how much more obvious does this need to be made for people to get it?

this isnt even an exaggeration 

like at all

(via candicemaritato)

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

legolokiismighty:

i would hire him for this flyer alone

(via dollyswitch)

averagefairy:

moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

(via catpun)

janecrocker:

lunapics:

laughingsquid:

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

the last one though

janecrocker:

lunapics:

laughingsquid:

Friend Makes a Woman Hospitalized with Short-Term Memory Loss an Informative FAQ

This is the best friend a person could ever have.

the last one though

(via peachdango)

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(via gummyseacreatures)