Hey guys! My name's Jorge, and I'm an aspiring musician. My blog's usually filled with random things, so go ahead and see if you enjoy anything!
some people are so good at talking like they open their mouth and out comes good ideas and perfectly constructed sentences and they have confidence and everyone listens to them talk
but when i talk it’s like hello morning yes butter homework wiggle book good
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at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.
nevermind, my mom says i can’t do that.
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Minecraft comic series by
This is a really cool take on how Minecraft would work ‘realistically’. Love it!
Hooooooooooooooooooooly fuck that’s awesome.
Literally the best interpretation of Minecraft I have ever seen I really want more.
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THESE ARE THE AGES OF THE DISNEY PRINCESSES AND YOUR LIFE IS A LIE
And to think, a guy kissed a unconscious/comatose 14 year old.
thats a little bit shady
Jafar you pedo
They’re in India, many younger girls do/did get married to older menno bUT ARE WE IGNORING THE FACT THAT A FUCKING 16 YEAR OLD SAVED ALL OF CHINA FROM THE HUNS
*whispers* Actually irl Pocahontas was actually 12 or 13 when she met Smith.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
(via massproducedmemories)
Bitch slap a la Sony.
buuurrrrrrnnn
Ooooooooooooooooooooo
Shots fired
oh holy shit sizzle
DAYUM
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if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pissed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends
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why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
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Reblog this if you want a LONG anonymous message saying what they think of you.
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